INSTAGRAM: Hey, you made it! Wanna hot dog?
FACEBOOK: Hot dogs are meat tubes that Oscar Meyer uses to control our minds via sulfites. Connect the dots.
INSTAGRAM: Uh-huh. Beers are in the cooler. … [+4605 chars]
Shouts & Murmurs by River Clegg. Instagram to Facebook: Beers are in the cooler. Help yourself.
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