"All your app are belong to us!"
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"One payment system to rule them all, One system to find them . . . "
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"In Soviet Russia, App uses you!"
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" . . . write your own joke"
Apple has threatened to remove crowdfunding app Patreon from the App Store if creators continue to use unsupported third-party billing options or disable transactions on iOS, instead of using Apple's own in-app purchasing system. From a report: In a
