Well, it’s the end of December, which means another year has passed without anyone forcing the Jalopnik staff to get real jobs. For that, we are eternally grateful. Allegedly, there are other jobs you can work that don’t require you to put pants on,
Just a couple months into the new year my 1991 Mercedes-Benz 300SL got totaled while parked. Luckily I got a pretty great insurance payout, which I promptly spent on a one-owner 2006 Mercedes CLS500.… [+1420 chars]