Nick Ferrari left utterly speechless by one LBC caller's hilarious Nutella story
LBC's Nick Ferrari was incredulous after he was told of an autistic boy's confusion at seeing a "homosexual sex act" played out with a banana and a jar of Nutella.
A caller had been discussing the moment when the 14-year-old had begun "sex classes" at his school. "They talk about homosexual sex and heterosexual sex, which I think's appropriate, but they depicted it with a banana and Nutella!" exclaimed the caller. "This would be perhaps more of a homosexual act?" Nick questioned.
"Yeah, possibly," the caller shot back, before adding: "Apparently it's quite widespread, the way they show that." He continued: "I don't think it makes the act look good because what does the Nutella symbolise?!"
There was a long pause before an astonished Nick asked what the impact on his son had been. Hilariously, the caller quipped: "He doesn't have Nutella on his toast anymore in the morning!"
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Nick Ferrari asked the caller the impact of the sex education class on his son (Image: ITV)"When he came home, he asked what that was symbolising and I used my imagination and I told him what I thought it was," he cringed.
"I didn't think that was a very good way of showing it."
Broadcaster Phil Clifton later reposted an audio clip of the awkward conversation and signalled that he couldn't stop laughing, captioning it: "I am f***ing SCREAMING!"
"One of the funniest things I’ve ever heard," one of his Twitter followers confessed.
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Not everyone believed the account of his lesson was "real", suggesting Nick had been targeted by a prank caller - but some of those who did believe were in stitches.
"That has made my morning! Poor kid," one chimed in.
Another warned: "Sales of Nutella going down fast…" One listener had her own jaw-dropping story to share along similar lines.
She confessed: "I’m allergic to bananas. Went to an Ann Summers party once where we played a game. I was blindfolded on my knees, not a clue what was going on, but I had to open my mouth to receive something. All of a sudden my sister is screaming, ‘Don’t do it, she’ll die!’"
Nick Ferrari left utterly speechless by one LBC caller's hilarious Nutella story
Nick Ferrari left utterly speechless by one LBC caller's hilarious Nutella story
Nick Ferrari left utterly speechless by one LBC caller's hilarious Nutella story
Nick Ferrari left utterly speechless by one LBC caller's hilarious Nutella story
Nick Ferrari left utterly speechless by one LBC caller's hilarious Nutella story
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